These last few weeks of traveling with my assistant, Nick, have been educational to say the least. This is the longest time I have spent in the company of a human without dining upon their soul. While I sometimes find him to be very amusing and pleasant company, there is also a darker, more unstable side to his personality. He is a danger to those around him and to himself. I don’t know what I expected when I agreed to our arrangement, but it wasn’t this. Perhaps this all occurred because I was bored, or lonely, but one thing is certain, things must change….and soon.